fancy rain guage idea

I really need to fix my guttering. Theres a spot above the front door that leaks. It only leaks if there is a reasonable amount of rain tipping down though, more than just a shower. This got me thinking…

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What if I could tune this problematic guttering to spray that overflow water into fancy patterns, swirling fountains, or clean jets aimed at a pond in the garden?

What if I could have four pools, graded to the weather, and four separate spouts fed them? What if I could use this to state how heavy the rain was? “Look dear, it’s dinging down a 3er out there”.

An end piece for a standard gutter should be formable from copper to direct overflow in this way. The pools could look great - every garden benefits from a pool or two. We’re not talking mammoth lakes here, just little foot or two across garden ponds. I guess any newts that took residence in the big pool might get a shock during a ‘grade four downpour’ when the jet turns on - bet hey - they can swim.

I’d pay for that. Some artisan gutterer turns up at my house with his copper bending kit, his intuition, and an apprentice to dig a few ponds in ‘just the right place’. Think how cool your neighbours would think you were. “look John, next doors house looks so PRETTY when it rains!”

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This would really fit with my liking for arbitrary measurement. When making coffee we talk about a ‘3 spooner’ or a ‘4 spooner’. When we recently got all new cutlery the meaning of ’spoon’ changed. Our terminology didn’t. It just feels more organic. I like the thought that a ‘pool 2 day’ at my house is a ‘pool 4′ half a mile away. Personal units of measurement are so much more touchy feely than metric units.

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2 Responses to “fancy rain guage idea”

  1. Joe Cure on August 28th, 2007 10:17 am

    On a practical note the fancy gutters would prevent erosion below the spout. Growing up in MN this actually was a problem in the spring and summer.

  2. Steve on September 5th, 2007 1:41 am

    Hi Joe - Even just directing the multiple streams at a gravel soak away would prevent the erosion problem - without the need fo rthe more complicated pools. The pools would look cool though!

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